I'm one of them woke plural peoples so here's the mandatory system introduction

The Evan

Hello yes this is me the one writing all of this. I formed around late 2024 and have been the system's main front since mid 2025. I'm a little faggot that likes vidya gane and modding and sometimes programming.

EvanEvan

Ben Drowned

Holy shit it's Ben Drowned from Ben Drowned !!!!!!! He's by far the oldest still existing alter and has been around since ~2013. He used to be evil and kill trillions but he's nice now. Kind of.

Ben DrownedBen Drowned

Stolas

Evil and intimidating owl. He's the main gatekeeper and takes over when everyone else is overwhelmed or some urgency is happening. Everyone wants him dead. Including me.

Stolas

Clock King

Depressed old gothic fuck that spends the entirety of his days inside the tower of misery in the world of misery. He does nothing. He is nothing.

Clock King

Grand Father

I don't like him.

Grand FatherGrand Father

Hunter

Evil incarnation of trauma or something

Hunter

The Endlessly Growing Pile of Bodies

Pile of bones